rabioheab:

i like my jokes like i like my coffee, dark and bitter

latenightjimmy:

[full video]

geekscoutcookies:

thepisfor:

4 new starlets now in the shop!!!  Natalie, Sofia, Aubrey, Zooey (revisited), & Beyoncé

S6 is offering free shipping today, May 16, maybe even through the weekend!

The Beyonce.

talesofthewormstache:

ttimeturner:

i cried about the eggs

we all cried about the eggs

unironicgoth:

my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees 

michaxl:

did you say walk